Justin Theroux is NOT Justin Trudeau
Apparently Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux Just Had a Super Secret Wedding
A huge congratulations may or may not be in order for Jennifer Aniston, who, according to reports, got married to Justin in a sneaky ceremony at their L.A. home this week.
Photos posted by TMZ showed outdoor table settings, a dance floor (ovbs), and a cake (natch). Of course that could have just been for a backyard BBQ but the the dessert was apparently topped with a little Jen doll, complete with a veil and a Justin puppet (umm, where can we get one of those?) There also appears to be a pastor holding a bible in the pic.
According to Life & Style, after the couple came to terms on their 0 million prenup (no, that zero is not a typo), they were ready to partay.
The bash obviously included tons of A-listers who were "sworn to secrecy," like Courteney Cox, Lisa Kudrow, Howard Stern, Sia, Chelsea Handler, Emily Blunt, John Krasinski, and Ellen DeGeneres, according to Us Weekly.
Apparently, her friends have been on high alert for these sneaky vows since the two got engaged.
Ellen DeGeneres said that she and Portia were worried when Aniston previously threw a party they couldn't attend "because [the wedding] is so secretive, when we're invited, we go, 'We're not in town, but should we be in town?'" she said when Jen was a guest on her show.
Jen replied that pals Isla Fisher and Sacha Baron Cohen had the same"Our friends Sacha and Isla showed up for four parties, four little gatherings, about a year ago, in beautiful wedding wear," she said. "Even the Fourth of July last year, they showed up and Sacha was in a powder-blue suit and Isla was in a little cute dress, and we were like, 'Guys, it's the Fourth of July. We are in cutoffs, we are eating hot dogs, we will actually let you know!'"
An "insider," who evidently doesn't care about the cone of silence, told the magazine that the affair was low-key and "heartfelt, just like Jen and Justin."
The cuisine was "gourmet Mexican" served with margaritas galore, which could be total bull but it sure sounds like Jen.
Previous reports earlier in July said that Ed Sheeran popped on the mic for an impromptu performance, because he's all about that life, but now we don't know what to believe. We'd like to imagine that there was a clown and a bouncy house and Babs performed "The Way We Were," and Jen's signature "trifle" was served. But, you know, that probably didn't happen. Then again, did this wedding even happen?
And here are more details we can surmise based on what Jen hasactuallyconfirmed.Justin, who is big on man jewelry, wore some bling. "He's got a lot of hardware," Jen told People. "He wears a chain. He has a gold chunky ring. It won't be a problem when we get married: He will be wearing his ring! It just won't say 'Justin' anymore." So that's settled.
As for the groom's essence, Jen is anti-cologne on men. "I love the way they smell naturally. Their own eau de sweat. He has a sandalwood kind of smell. Maybe that's one of the things that drew me to him. He has those come-hither sandalwood pheromones happening," she said.
And we imagine he wore black denim.
"For Justin it's winter from the waist down all year round. That's his motto. We met when they were shootingTropic Thunderin Hawaii, and he was wearing black black black. I started to sweat just looking at him!" she said.
Us too, Jen. Us too.
Well, congrats to the newlyweds! Maybe.
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